Friday, September 7, 2018

Just For Fun

The Bible tells us that laughter is medicine for the soul.  Proverbs tells us over and over of all the benefits of laughter.  In today's world it is a light in the dark.



Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisors.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bans on the front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Be ye fishers of men.  You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

Stop, drop and roll won't work in hell.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!

Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!

The task ahead  of us is never as great as the power behind us.



I have read to the end of The Book and  - We Win!

The will of God never takes you to where the grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. 

Let's all try to be the person our dog thinks we are.

Life isn't waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain. 
Amen

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